A Geek in the Wilderness
One man journeys through history and the world in an epic search for truth, justice… and great pizza.
Tag: tattoos
In my continual bid to alienate every girl on the planet and send them into an unhinged foaming rage, I shall now explain why I HATE tattoos
So I read lately that Kate Upton got a tattoo. Of a cross, because she’s like, religious and stuff. I guess she probably got that idea as a result of hearing so many men exclaim “I’ve found religion!!!” every time they stared at her… Continue Reading “In my continual bid to alienate every girl on the planet and send them into an unhinged foaming rage, I shall now explain why I HATE tattoos”
