Tag: Long Island

Why I hate Long Island with all my heart and soul

Those people who talk about cities like Detroit being the worst places to live have clearly never been to Long Island. ¬†Having been a lifelong native here, I can say without any shadow of doubt that this fish-shaped extension of sewage material, located due…

I hate Long Island Drivers (and Long Island)

So this morning I start my journey to Mordor, and no I’m not exaggerating when I say lately my commute is getting to be more and more like a Lord of the Rings quest. ¬†It started with construction blocking three lanes of traffic on…