This shop has been compensated as part of a social shopper insights study for Collective Bias… even though err, I didn’t actually shop for anything, and this was really more of a giveaway, but I’m disclosing it here so I don’t get arrested for practicing capitalism or something.
The giveaway entailed getting a free crate of International Delight Iced Coffees and sending it to a vict– err I mean a lucky winner, so I picked Casey Petersen, who has been a friend of mine for years, where we enjoy a sort of real life House-Wilson friendship, me being the ornery Dr. House, him being the weenie-who-loves-everybody Wilson.
He recently started a brand new job at Collective Bias, so it seemed appropriate to send him boatloads of sugar and caffeine to keep him awake and lively so he can continue to steal my ideas and advance his career on the shoulders of my superior intellect. Just kidding. (He only steals half my ideas.)
But seriously, the iced coffees should help. I’ve previewed the flavors in another post and been since gulping them down to help me get over the winter blues.
I think International Delight may actually have something here, especially because I’m not aware of any other brand offering iced coffee in cartons you could easily pick up in the dairy section (ID’s own coffees will be available starting January 15th, 2012 in the dairy section of Walmart.)
If you see and decide to grab a carton then, let me know what you think. My friend liked the Mocha flavor, but I’m all about the Original.
One of the things that I love to do that I never do is stargaze. Being in New York, I’m lucky I can spot the moon let alone Orion’s Belt with all the light “pollution” I have to deal with here. I remember one time there was a meteor shower that took place a few years back, so at 2AM I went out to the beaches to see if I could find a nice quiet, dark spot to enjoy the show.
If it wasn’t the orange glow of the street lights that ruined it, then it was the 8 million other people at the beaches who all had the same idea. And they were LOUD.
“Oooooooh look at that one! OOOOH LOOK AT THAT ONE GO!!!! OOOOOH….”
So that’s one of my dreams, finding a pitch black place on earth with no one around from which I can enjoy the stars, or some celestial event taking place, like this particular comet that’s planning to prance about our solar system this year.
To help with the cause, I also picked up Dark Sky Finder for the iPhone, perfect for helping me find those lesser known spots away from lights and people. The only downside is my abject fear of visiting a place so remote that I might either A) get eaten by bears or B) get robbed naked… and then eaten by bears.
That’s why I also dream about watching the stars with that special honey swoogie poogums, mostly so that if something bad happens, I can trip her up while I run for my life.
I keed, I keed. Besides, I’ll never meet such a special girl anyway. There’s having dreams, and then there’s having fantasies, after all.
So anyhoo, if there’s one resolution I’d like to make this year, it’s to find a great vantage point from which I can enjoy watching the comet. Which of course, the aforementioned article, in all its verbosity fails to address. All that talk about the comet and yet no mention on where the comet could best be seen from. Helpful.
Ah well, I’m sure more details will be forthcoming, and with any luck it will provide me the perfect excuse to go back to say, Colorado, for some righteous star peeping. *grins*
This shop has been compensated as part of a social shopper insights study for Collective Bias, which I am participating in due to being a greedy capitalist and because I like iced coffee, but mostly because I’m a greedy capitalist.
I seem to have a love/hate relationship going with coffee in general. The blend has to be just right for me to keep from spitting it out like I just drank gas fluid. Same deal with iced coffee too. But when they get the taste JUST right, it can be a psychedelic experience, yo.
That’s why I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to try out International Delight’s new upcoming Iced Coffee blends: Original, Vanilla and Mocha. (The coffees will soon be available in the dairy section at your local Walmart, January 15th, 2012.)
I was surprised to see them arrive in milk cartons, since I was expecting the more flashy and shapely containers like I’ve seen with their usual cream selections, but eh, as long as it keeps it preserved…
Love the insulated glass they sent me too, does a nice job of keeping things cold. I decided to sample the Original first, and must say, that seemed to strike the perfect balance between coffee and milk creamy taste, especially since I like my coffee the same way Winston Wolf likes it: lots of cream, lots of sugar.
I then tried the Vanilla and err… hmmmm. I guess I was expecting more of a vanilla ice cream kind of taste, but here vanilla was more like vanilla extract. Don’t really have a taste for that, so I didn’t enjoy it as much as the Original.
The Mocha might be been the most disappointing though. I didn’t really taste the mocha at all and the blend here was more like sugar and water than anything resembling the familiar taste of chocolatey goodness.
The amount of sugar is a bit staggering too, almost 30 grams per serving, so careful not to drink TOO much.
With so many coffee drinkers eschewing sugar for dieting or low carbing purposes, I personally think International Delight needs to invest in creating sugar free versions of these drink as well, but that’s just my opinion.
As far as the Original goes, I’m definitely hitting that up once it comes out on the 15th. Unless it’s 2 degrees out, then I’ll probably hold off till the summer so I don’t look rather silly freezing my inwards from sipping icey cold coffee.
As I mentioned in a earlier post, hogging server resources was one of the reasons why I kept jumping from host to host to run my WordPress powered blog. Despite trying to optimize my site and using Super Cache to reduce resource hogging, the thing still gave me fits. I used to have 30+ plugins, then reduced it to 25, then 20, and so on, watching all the funsie features that once made my blog stick out from the rest slowly disappear.
While WordPress bills itself on its boundless features via the use of plugins, it’s never emphasized enough that these boundless features come at a price: they SUCK UP the server’s juice faster than Megamaid sucking the air out of Planet Druidia (Spaceballs reference for the un-informed.)
The problem was, it was never readily clear just how much of a resource hog my blog truly was. I’d run it on a host and things would be fine for a while, and then suddenly it would go down, with unexplainable cryptic server errors or Gateway 502 messages that were about as helpful as a GPS without a battery.
Eventually I wound up at Site5, where for the first time my blog finally hummed along without issue for a few months. The service was SO good I thought I could finally put these issues behind me once and for all… that is until I got a message from Site5 support saying I was using too many resources. This after not hearing a peep for 5 months, and not doing anything different with the site.
Nothing on my blog had changed in that timeframe, so I couldn’t understand it. Still, I did what I could without fundamentally revamping the backend of plugins I crucially needed for advertising, and after a few days of hair tearing, they said I was fine and closed the ticket. By this time though I was getting down to bare functionality. I may as well have started a vanilla blog at WordPress.com for all the features I now lost. That’s pretty much when I threw in the towel for WordPress. It had become the Bane to my Batman. I was broken.
And then a couple of months later I get another message from Site5 support saying I was using too many resources. AGAIN. After insulting the poor guy’s mother (or something), I relented and upgraded to a higher tier service at their suggestion, and the ticket was closed again. It was only a couple of dollars more a month, but I was still insulted. I was absolutely convinced they were lying about my resource usage and were only trying to upsell me into more expensive hosting plans.
But then Site5 did a smart thing: they had an ongoing project to develop a resource usage metric that customers could analyze for themselves, and thus get a better sense of just exactly how much of the server’s juice their sites were using. It’s being rolled out on a continual basis, but I noticed it was available to me early, so I checked it out of curiosity. Sure enough, I was just above the allotted resource usage allowed for my account.
Because they’ve been so behind on notifying users that have been going over resource limits, I was humming along with the false sense of security in thinking my site was finally operating within limits, yet the reality was I was eventually going to be notified again.
There’s been some noise on the web that the algorithms they are using to monitor resource usage are either too strict or being faked as a marketing gimmick to badger customers into upgrading into more expensive hosting plans, but I don’t believe that’s the case. While it’s proprietary, I do believe they have plans to release the algorithms that drive these metrics, so I’m confident that there’s no malice here, and while their resource usage requirements are a bit stricter, it’s still more than adequate to handle the vast majority of sites running on their servers. A well built WordPress site simply should not be using nearly as enough resources as mine was, even if my traffic quadrupled, especially with caching. There’s just no way.
So did it make a difference? Well:
A mystery that has plagued me since God only knows when… is finally solved.
And you’re all wondering why I burned out from blogging?
I now feel bad because I was really obnoxious with Site5 the last time their support contacted me. I was just so fed up with everything that they bore the brunt of my frustrations, yet, they are actually the first host to take a more proactive role in at least giving me some idea of how bad my resource usage was (although I think Media Temple has something similar.) Now when I add a plugin I can see how it impacts overall resource usage right away, so I know whether it’s safe enough to keep running it or delete it altogether.
Not that I would, since I’m no longer using WordPress (that ship has LONG sailed now.) Imajustsayin.
Still, it’s good to know that’s one chapter I can FINALLY close with all finality in a final way. Finally.
Welcome to my millionth, caboolionth, fafillionth, shabbamoolionth blog!
It’s hard to believe I’ve been blogging for a decade now, each blog ending in an epic flameout of biblical proportions that always leaves me in a state of mental disrepair, babbling incoherent nonsense about cheese and monkeys and drooling all over my fashionable Old Navy hand-me-downs.
This time, I’m trying for something new.
It used to be I’d spend more time trying to keep my blog online than I did actually WRITING on it, or adding all kinds of plugins that gave it bells and whistles that nobody ever used. I’ve jumped from one host to another in the vain effort to keep myyyyy precioussss stable and humming along just long enough so that I could at least focus my creative energy on creatively creating stuff using all my creativity. I don’t think I ever truly got there.
And it wasn’t just the obsessive backend tinkering that threw me off either. I also got wrapped up in the fantasy of turning my blog into a professional MONEY MAKING MACHINE that Donald Trump could be proud of. I wanted a profession that allowed me to make a living without ever stepping outside my apartment. No having to talk to people directly, no need for networking, just write and watch teh monies rolllzzz in baybbeeee…
But… that meant having to follow certain rules if I was to ever join the ranks of the .0000000001 of elite bloggers who live exclusively off their blog earnings. I needed to blog every day, preferably between 10AM and 1PM to maximize exposure. Eastern Standard Time. I also had to focus on a niche and write only extensively for that niche. No eclectic writing for me. No meanderings about nothing in particular. Nope, it had to be niche specific and be heavy on keywords Google bots can pick up on to help my search engine rankings, and each post had to be 300-500 words, but no more, or I had to break them up into series. And tags! Gotta make sure each post has the appropriate tags! And hashtags, and with social buttons people can click on to share on social media, and and and and…. *tears hair out*
Then I had to find brands and beg, plead, cry or otherwise whine at high pitch frequencies for them to sponsor me. Sometimes it worked. Most of the time it didn’t.
And I couldn’t be controversial. No offending certain demographics (especially if they have enormous purchasing power, which pretty much meant all mommys in existence.) I had to be a cold and calculating machine, dishing out new content on a daily basis until my audience grew enough that I could finally “make it.”
I learned something though. It’s easy to blog for yourself. Blogging for others? Not so much.
I love to blog about my travels for example, but blogging about how awesome a hotel was so I could get a freebie stay there? THAT was a chore. In fact it was so much of a chore that I eminently preferred keying mindless data into a database (like I do at my current job) to the terrifying prospect of having to whore my blog out to prop up a brand. So between that, and watching my blog singlehandedly bring down fleets of servers because of a random plugin gone awry, I finally burned out.
Months went by without me typing a single word in a blog, any blog. I was DONE. With EVERYTHING. My muse was destroyed, and I had lost all ambition for writing and pretty much living in general (except for Netflix, hot cocoa, pizza, and the occasional Nancy Drew mystery game.)
Only recently did I get the writing itch again. Events would occur and I’d write about them in Facebook status updates, but sometimes there was more I wanted to share. A thought would occur in my head that I immediately wanted to write an essay about, and yet I was limited by the functionality of Twitter or Facebook (and sometimes Tumblr too.)
It started happening more frequently, until one day I was writing about a topic on Facebook and thought, “Gee, if only I had a blog to put this stuff on….”
… … … … … … …
So here I am again. The Great Blogging Experiment starts anew, only this time under my rules, and using a platform (Squarespace) that fully manages everything so I never have to be distracted by backend/hosting issues again. I hope.
Before, my blog was about… stuff. This time it’s about me. Not in the sense of acting like a narc… narcarcissist.. narciss,td… narrc..ssnist…. whatever, but in the realization that my muse cannot be bound by rules or niches, or else it will wither on the vine. It’s about the ability to express myself freely, whether it’s a quick and dirty post at 3AM in the morning about family and relationships, or a more organized and expressive essay on the virtues of using melted chocolate as dip when eating nachos instead of cheese. Or some such thing.
Speaking of such, I believe I shall ring in the new year with just such a dish. 😉
Thanks for reading, and for all those who continued to stick around despite my occasionally crazy cuckoo incoherence and random disappearances, even after all these years. ^_^