A Geek in the Wilderness
One man journeys through history and the world in an epic search for truth, justice… and great pizza.
It’s the end, the END, THE END OF ALL THINGS!
How do I know it’s the end? Because, this.
In related news, Matt Damon is rumored to be doing a cameo in the same movie, playing… Matt Damon. Why? Because, Matt Damon.
Matt Damon.
MATT DAMON!
(I’m too lazy too google up why repeating Matt Damon’s name so incessantly has gotten to be a thing, but it’s funny, so, Matt Damon.)
Damon, Matt.
Matting it up to the Damon.
Yes, please add chocolate drizzles to my Venti mocha frap, because, Matt Damon.
Frank, sweetie, you need to set down your caffeine and step away from the keyboard. And then maybe you should lie down. And take a nap. and dream of Matt Damon (snicker)
Matt Damon!
I am desperately hoping this nightmare turns out to be from The Onion.
MATT DAMON!
THE HORROR!
BEN AFFLECK!
Hmmm, funny, I hear the name Matt Damon and just feel compelled to keep saying it, but saying Ben Affleck just once almost put me in a coma.
I’ll ser your Ben Aggleck and raise you a Matt Damon!
Stupid freaking cell phone can’t type
Are we still calling him Bennifer these days? Yeah I know, I’m like ten years behind on the latest celebrity news.
Ya know, I have no idea. If it’s not a cheesy SyFy movie (Ghost Shark YAY) I’m probably not up on it,
Ghost Shark? Really? I guess it’s been the summer of the sharks this year.
Frank, if you’re too pure to have watched Team America: World Police, all I can tell you is “Matt Damon.”
Yeah I think that’s where it got started. Probably the only funny thing in the whole movie (didn’t watch it, because I iz az pure as the driven snow here).
Matt Damon!