Month: August 2013

Is a peaceful and drama-free marriage possible?

I think the closest (and married) people in my life pretty much did their level best to singlehandedly destroy any hope whatsoever of me ever experiencing a drama-free and happy marriage.  People with successful marriages too, mind you. They ruined me. RUINED ME I…

I think SyFy docked my IQ by at least 30 points (Review of Sharknado)

What was that? Just… what… I… I can’t even put it into words… Stupid Internet. I kept reading tweets and then articles from all my usual geek feeds like Mashable that this movie somehow, defying all sound logic, had become all the rage and…

It’s the end, the END, THE END OF ALL THINGS!

How do I know it’s the end?  Because, this. In related news, Matt Damon is rumored to be doing a cameo in the same movie, playing… Matt Damon. Why? Because, Matt Damon. Matt Damon. MATT DAMON! (I’m too lazy too google up why repeating…

Remembering my dog days

Well, considering we’re into the dog days of summer, seems fitting that I started reminiscing about the dogs I used to have in my life, and it occurred to me that in all my years, I’ve never actually had a dog that I was…

In my continual bid to alienate every girl on the planet and send them into an unhinged foaming rage, I shall now explain why I HATE tattoos

So I read lately that Kate Upton got a tattoo.  Of a cross, because she’s like, religious and stuff.  I guess she probably got that idea as a result of hearing so many men exclaim “I’ve found religion!!!” every time they stared at her…

It’d be nice if an outdoor store would actually have the outdoor gear I’m looking for

Disclosure: This shop has been compensated as part of a social shopper insights study for Collective Bias. Originally published in 2011. Finally set aside time to go and grab some free outdoor luggage. I usually like to shop in the evenings during my meal…

Game On: Planning My Fall ’13 Trip to…

VEGAS! Boy oh boy, I can’t wait to get there so I can FLEE the city as quickly as possible in my rental to kick off my road trip! “But Frank, you’re a single and ruggedly handsome dude, Vegas should be the PERFECT place…