Who’s up for a Non-Super-Bowl Super Bowl Party?

I wanna have a Super Bowl party.  Except, I really don’t wanna watch the Super Bowl.  Like, at all.

I mean, come on, the 49ers and the Ravens?  -_-

I couldn’t care less about these two teams, so much that if I cared even less than I care now, I’d lapse into a dangerous coma that not even the hand of God could wake me up from.  That’s how little I care.

But…  I still like food.  And I want to eats and pigs out just as if I WERE watching a Super Bowl.  In other words, enjoy all the perks of a Super Bowl party without enduring the agony of watching two teams I could care less about and a bunch of absolutely lame commercials that cost millions to book, in which we watch things like what’s her name jiggling her bashingiewaggums to sell a car (and yet for all that, you never actually see THE CAR.)

Right.  Let’s skip all that.

I talked to my Mom about it and she agreed as well, so I queried her for suggestions on what to eat, because other than Cape Cod chips and plain old dip, I wasn’t sure what other tasty foodies and appetizers would be great to lay out on the dining table this Sunday and feast on.

I think I asked the wrong person though.

Mom:  “Let’s have some salad and whole grain tortillas.  Oh I know, I can make a veggie dip too, trust me it will taste delicious!”

Me:  “……………………”


So, uh, yeah, if there’s anyone out there who can recommend some quick and fast recipes and ideas for you know, REAL FOOD, please let me know.  Let’s make an internet party out of it too!  We’ll connect here or on FB or Twitter and do just about everything we’d normally like to do on a Sunday that doesn’t involve football!  WHO’S WITH ME????

4 Responses to Who’s up for a Non-Super-Bowl Super Bowl Party?

  1. Blueyes™ (@blueyestm) January 29, 2013 at 8:32 PM #

    you need help *shaking my head* lol

    you will watch the super bowl but only really be paying attention to the commercials lol

    I still haven’t figured out if i’m going to some friends house or just hit up the buffalo wild wings

    • Frank Swift January 29, 2013 at 9:29 PM #

      Oooooh, they’re building a Buffalo Wild Wing near here too!!!! First time it will be within driving distance of me, but probably not in time for the Super Bowl. Would have been perfect too, especially since they have take out. =P

  2. John Wilkerson January 30, 2013 at 1:43 PM #

    Wings. Pizza. Nachos. Pigs in a blanket. That’s Superbowl food.

    • Frank Swift January 30, 2013 at 1:47 PM #

      Pigs in a blanket!!! *scribbles*

      BTW, your comment got tagged as spam. Y Akismet H8 U?

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