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Being adorkably positive

I’m going to engage in some positive thinking tonight and envision Zooey Deschanel resting her head on my muscular chest in a heavenly embrace.  Cuz Joel Osteen told me the power of positively thinking positive thoughts in a positive way is like, positively awesome and stuff.  I’ll let you know how it goes tomorrow morning when I wake up next to the real deal, cuz I’m positively believing it will happen.

Ok, gonna go positiviting now….

What is it about this picture that gives me oova goovas?

Zooey Deschanel looking warm, shiny and cuddly

I’m all a goo goo over her goo goo eyes giving me goo goo…

What I wouldn’t do to have a beautiful girl like that sitting across me at a Starbucks, just gazing at me all lovey dovey with that angelic, “Can I come sit by you and just be adorable?” smile of hers.  God my heart aches for an experience like that.

Some women, they just have it.  I don’t know what “it” is exactly, and I couldn’t really describe it in so many words, but she’s got it.  Girls I typically see around me?  They don’t got it.  And you really need to have it, before you can get it, know what i izz sezzin’?

It’s like the mighty Bruce Campbell says:

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