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Egyptian wants to sue Israel for biblical plagues

Sure, why not.

Moses Parting Sea (Charlton Heston)We want compensation for the plagues that were inflicted upon [us] as a result of the curses that the Jews’ ancient forefathers [cast] upon our ancient forefathers, who did not deserve to pay for the mistake that Egypt’s ruler at the time, Pharaoh, committed,” the cranky journalist wrote, according to a translation provided by the Middle East Media Research Institute. Source:  Israel to pay for 10 Plagues?

Mistake being subjecting the Hebrews to 400 years of slavery.  See, the Hebrews weren’t aware of the concepts of unionization, and thus one could hardly blame the Egyptians for treating them like Walmart employees for all those years.

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