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8:52 p.m. tonight: Your best chance this year of an online date


Single women everywhere (preferably without kids and between the ages of 21-36) your long search is over: HERE I AM BABY.  B-)

At 8:52 PM tonight, and tonight only, none of you will be able to withstand my earthly and eccentric charms…

Wait… that moment was last night?

Sigh, always a day late and a dollar short.

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