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A Hump Day Conversation

Me: So I was writing on someone’s Facebook wall suggesting the day women’s suffrage began should be equated with the day Pearl Harbor was bombed.

Him: …

Me: Oh, and that Jesus loves everyone, except Jews. And Oakland Raiders fans.

Him: You’re trashing Jews now?

Me: You’re right. I should have said Southerners. Or people in Arkansas.

Him: Jesus likes us better than New Yorkers.

Me: I’m not really a New Yorker. I just live here.

Him: You’re a New Yorker.

Me: Nyet, I am not defined by where I happen to live. I am a special snowflake.

Him: *sigh*

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