For the life of me I don’t know why I thought Mother’s Day was this weekend. I dropped off flowers with my mom today and she was all surprised and happy.
Mom: I was definitely not expecting this! I can’t wait for us to have dinner next week on Mother’s Day!
Me: … … … … … … … riiiiiiiiiight, next week… yeah… I just wanted to give you an early surprise here when you were least expecting it. Aren’t I awesome?
Weeeelp, better early than late, amirite?