Me: So I was writing on someone’s Facebook wall suggesting the day women’s suffrage began should be equated with the day Pearl Harbor was bombed.
Me: Oh, and that Jesus loves everyone, except Jews. And Oakland Raiders fans.
Him: You’re trashing Jews now?
Me: You’re right. I should have said Southerners. Or people in Arkansas.
Him: Jesus likes us better than New Yorkers.
Me: I’m not really a New Yorker. I just live here.
Him: You’re a New Yorker.
Me: Nyet, I am not defined by where I happen to live. I am a special snowflake.