It’s the end, the END, THE END OF ALL THINGS!

How do I know it’s the end?  Because, this.

In related news, Matt Damon is rumored to be doing a cameo in the same movie, playing… Matt Damon. Why? Because, Matt Damon.

Matt Damon.


(I’m too lazy too google up why repeating Matt Damon’s name so incessantly has gotten to be a thing, but it’s funny, so, Matt Damon.)

Damon, Matt.

Matting it up to the Damon.

Yes, please add chocolate drizzles to my Venti mocha frap, because, Matt Damon.

Ben Affleck as Batman and Matt Damon as Robin

Holy Matt Damon, Matt Damon, it’s Matt Damon!


13 Responses to It’s the end, the END, THE END OF ALL THINGS!

  1. Maeve August 23, 2013 at 5:41 PM #

    Frank, sweetie, you need to set down your caffeine and step away from the keyboard. And then maybe you should lie down. And take a nap. and dream of Matt Damon (snicker)

  2. thehap August 23, 2013 at 6:22 PM #

    I am desperately hoping this nightmare turns out to be from The Onion.

    • Frank Swift August 23, 2013 at 6:23 PM #


    • Maeve August 23, 2013 at 6:36 PM #


  3. Frank Swift August 23, 2013 at 6:24 PM #


    Hmmm, funny, I hear the name Matt Damon and just feel compelled to keep saying it, but saying Ben Affleck just once almost put me in a coma.

    • Maeve August 23, 2013 at 6:27 PM #

      I’ll ser your Ben Aggleck and raise you a Matt Damon!

    • Maeve August 23, 2013 at 6:28 PM #

      Stupid freaking cell phone can’t type

    • Frank Swift August 23, 2013 at 6:29 PM #

      Are we still calling him Bennifer these days? Yeah I know, I’m like ten years behind on the latest celebrity news.

    • Maeve August 23, 2013 at 6:33 PM #

      Ya know, I have no idea. If it’s not a cheesy SyFy movie (Ghost Shark YAY) I’m probably not up on it,

    • Frank Swift August 23, 2013 at 7:56 PM #

      Ghost Shark? Really? I guess it’s been the summer of the sharks this year.

  4. Cautiously Pessimistic August 26, 2013 at 3:44 PM #

    Frank, if you’re too pure to have watched Team America: World Police, all I can tell you is “Matt Damon.”

    • Frank Swift August 26, 2013 at 4:36 PM #

      Yeah I think that’s where it got started. Probably the only funny thing in the whole movie (didn’t watch it, because I iz az pure as the driven snow here).

      Matt Damon!

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