Blonde Joke of the Day

Him: I want a pretty redhead.

Me: Find a nice blonde and tell her to dye her hair.

Him: Lol

Me: Tell her she’s a natural redhead, but she needs to dye it to bring that color back.

Him: ……………

6 Responses to Blonde Joke of the Day

  1. a December 4, 2013 at 7:31 PM #

    Or you could have just handed him a suitable photo.
    He never mentioned she had to be a real human woman with a heart that still beats.

    Of course, he never said any of those things, either.

    There’s a note to self: when praying for a future wife, try to be a little more specific.

    • Frank Swift December 4, 2013 at 7:38 PM #

      Or you could have just handed him a suitable photo.

      I could have, but I was pressed for time.

    • Maeve December 6, 2013 at 9:07 AM #

      OK Frank – I’m going to fess up here and just admit that I don’t get the joke. And I’m not blond either (natural born redhead). If it’s not Pinky & The Brain kind of humor, I’m sort of stumped LOL :-)

    • Frank Swift December 6, 2013 at 1:57 PM #

      Playing off the ditzy blonde kind of jokes. If you’re a natural redhead you won’t need to dye it red, but a ditzy blonde wouldn’t realize that. LOL

      Here’s another awful blonde joke:

      Two blondes are trying to get into their car with a coat hanger because they locked the keys in the car. One says, “Hurry up! It’s raining and the top’s down!”

      Bada bing!

  2. a December 6, 2013 at 3:17 PM #

    That’s not realistic, frank. In real life the car would have already been stolen, and they would be standing in the rain wondering where they parked it.

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