Being adorkably positive

I’m going to engage in some positive thinking tonight and envision Zooey Deschanel resting her head on my muscular chest in a heavenly embrace.  Cuz Joel Osteen told me the power of positively thinking positive thoughts in a positive way is like, positively awesome and stuff.  I’ll let you know how it goes tomorrow morning when I wake up next to the real deal, cuz I’m positively believing it will happen.

Ok, gonna go positiviting now….


5 Responses to Being adorkably positive

  1. Frank Swift February 8, 2014 at 12:12 PM #

    Ended up dreaming about broccoli. Clearly something went wrong in my positivist efforts.

  2. thehaproject February 8, 2014 at 8:53 PM #

    If you’re going to do that, try to wish for a Zooey that isn’t batsh!t crazy.

    • Frank Swift February 8, 2014 at 10:25 PM #

      She just needs a strong man to help her lock down on the crazy. And if those hollyweirdos can’t cut it, wellllp… I guess it falls to me *sniff* *pulls up pants*

  3. thehaproject February 9, 2014 at 7:21 PM #

    Start by feeding her bacon.

    • Frank Swift February 10, 2014 at 12:24 PM #

      Bacon, always a winning strategy for anything in life.

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